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  • Very Impressive

    by tmlodhi @ 24. Jun. 2008. – 08:33:03

    A wise woman was traveling in the mountains. She found a precious stone in a
    stream. The next day on her journey she met a traveler who was very hungry.
    Our wise woman opened her bag to share her food with the hungry traveller.

    The hungry traveler saw the precious stone in her bag and asked the woman to
    give it to him. She did so without hesitation.......

    The traveler, rejoicing in his good fortune, left without a backward glance.
    He knew the stone was worth enough to give him security for a lifetime.

    A few days later the traveller came back to return the stone to the wise
    woman. "I've been thinking," he said, "I know how valuable the stone is, but
    I give it back in the hope that you can give me something even more
    precious."

    *Do you know what he said to the wise woman?*
    :
    :
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    "*Give me what you have within you that enabled you to give me the stone*"

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  • Smart....!

    by tmlodhi @ 03. May. 2008. – 17:53:44

    A little girl asked her mother: How did the human race appear?

    The mother answered: God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.

    Two days later she asks her father the same question. The father answered:
    Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race was developed.

    The confused girl returns to her mother and says: Mom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says they were developed from monkeys.

    The mother answers: Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, while your father told you about his side...

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    Cheers

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  • WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ

    by tmlodhi @ 03. May. 2008. – 17:51:10

    (Passing requires 4 correct answers, no cheating!!)

    1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

    2) Which country makes Panama hats?

    3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

    4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

    5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

    6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

    7) What was King George VI's first name?

    8) What color is a purple finch?

    9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

    10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

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  • Poetic Resignation

    by tmlodhi @ 09. Mar. 2008. – 05:42:58

    Poetic Resignation

    The name is good, the brand is big

    But the work I do is that of a pig

    The work or the brand; what is my way?

    I don't know if I should stay.

    To work, they have set their own way

    Nobody will care to hear what I say

    My will be NULL, they wont change their way

    I don't know if I should stay.

    The project is in a critical stage

    But to do good work, this is the age

    This dilemma is killing me day by day

    I don't know if I should stay.

    The money is good, the place is great

    But the development is at a very small rate

    Should I go for the work, or wait for pay

    I don't know if I should stay!

    The managers don't know what they talk

    The team doesn't know where they walk

    That's a bad situation, what say?

    I don't know if I should stay.

    I can go to any other place

    But what if I get the same disgrace

    I can't keep switching day by day

    I don't know if I should stay.

    The -ves are more, the +ves are less

    Then why have this unnecessary mess

    No more will I walk their way,

    It's all done, I won't stay.

    Thanks & Regards

    Employee

    Manager Response

    Reply: What I want to say? (Manager)

    The decision is good or decision is bad

    Only God knows still I am glad

    Keep moving in life that is what I can say

    If you feel right go in the same way

    May god give you the work, the challenge you want

    Anyway there is always a second chance

    Chances are there, grab them snatch them

    That is what I can say

    Keep on jumping companies to get more and more and more....

    That will keep you always a fore (Even to me)

    From my experience I can tell you

    Being in software development is like taking hell out of you

    You are frustrated since you have no quality work

    And you were frustrated because you had quantity work

    It's always like that previous job was better than the current one

    And expects the new job will be much better than this one

    But what you get is a frustration level up to sun

    Than you will again send the resignation like this one

    This is all what I want to say

    Have you completed all the formalities?

    Filled the form and got it signed from department humanities (HR)

    Once done you can take all your cash

    But don't refer others as they will follow you're a*s.

    At last I appreciate your contribution to the company

    Even though there was not any....

    You will keep a copy of this with you for FYI

    Don't feel shy

    As I also got it some time back from my old manger say Hi....

    That is all what I want to say.

    Thanks & Regards

    Manager

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  • General Knowledge | Useful information | Knowledge Base

    by tmlodhi @ 07. Feb. 2008. – 04:57:10

    Contribution from every reader is required and appreciated. $$ are not required to make this blog a success but sharing your knowledge with other users and readers of this blog will do the trick. Every reader who visits this BLOG is request to post some useful information to share his/her knowledge with readers to come. May be one day this blog might become the major source of general knowledge for public.

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  • TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

    by tmlodhi @ 31. Oct. 2007. – 14:02:23

    TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

    FROM: MANAGEMENT

    Dear Staff,

    It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada sneakers and carrying a Gucci Bag we assume that you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.

    If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a raise.

    If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

    PERSONAL DAYS:
    Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

    LUNCH BREAKS:
    Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.

    Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

    Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill

    SICK DAYS:

    We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

    RESTROOM USE:

    Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. There is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offender" category.

    SURGERY:
    As long as you are employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

    Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

    Have a nice week!

    Management

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  • GLASS OF MILK

    by tmlodhi @ 17. Oct. 2007. – 23:28:26

    GLASS OF MILK

    One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.

    He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door.

    Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water! . She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it so slowly, and then asked, How much do I owe you?" You don't owe me anything," she replied. "Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness."

    He said .... "Then I thank you from my heart."

    As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give up and quit.

    Many year's later that same young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease.

    Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes.

    Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room.

    Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once.

    He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to her case.

    After a long struggle, the battle was won.

    Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally she looked, and something caught her attention on the side of the bill. She read these words ....
    "Paid in full with one glass of milk"

    (Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly.

    Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed: "Thank You, God, that Your love has spread broad through human hearts and hands."

    There's a saying which goes something like this: Bread cast on the waters comes back to you. The good deed you do today may benefit you or someone you love at the least expected time. If you never see the deed again at least you will have made the world a better place - And, after all, isn't that what life is all about?

    Now you have two choices.

    1. You can send this page on and spread a positive message.

    2. Or ignore it and pretend it never touched your heart.

    The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which To burn

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  • *Hi Boss,*

    by tmlodhi @ 17. Oct. 2007. – 23:18:44

    *Hi Boss,*

    *

    People who do lots of work...
    make lots of mistakes

    People who do less work...
    make less mistakes

    People who do no work...
    make no mistakes

    People who make no mistakes...
    gets promoted

    That's why I spend most of my time
    sending e-mails & playing games at work
    I need a promotion.*

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  • Heart Attacks and drinking Warm Water

    by tmlodhi @ 16. Oct. 2007. – 12:12:08

    Heart Attacks and drinking Warm Water

    This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about heart attacks. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water, maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating.

    For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.
    A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.
    You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive.
    A cardiologist says if everyone who reads this message sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life. Read this & Send to a friend. It could save a life

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  • Parrot & Magician

    by tmlodhi @ 16. Oct. 2007. – 12:07:47

    There was this magician who had a job on a cruise liner, entertaining
    the passengers with a nightly show. He was very successful in his job
    and there was always a full house at all his performances. Life was
    sweet. The money was rolling in, he had one of the best cabins, ate
    the best food, mixed with the best people. All was fine until one day
    the captain bought a parrot.

    The highlight of the parrot's day was going along to see the magician
    in action in the evening. During the magician's performances, the
    parrot would watch him very carefully during each trick, and
    immediately after the magician had completed the trick the parrot
    would call out in a loud squark, " It's up his sleeve, it's up his
    sleeve," or, " It's down his trousers, it's down his trousers," each
    time ruining the magician's trick.

    Well life was no longer as sweet and the magician started to struggle
    to satisfy the passengers. The magician naturally got very tired of
    the parrot and longed to kill it.

    Then one night in the middle of the magician's performances, the ship
    hit an iceberg and sank. Everyone was killed except for the magician
    and the parrot. The magician managed to swim to a piece of wreckage,
    climbed aboard and collapsed. The parrot flew towards the magician
    and perched on the edge of the raft and stared at the magician.

    For a whole day the magician was unconscious, and all this time the
    parrot did not take his eyes off him. Eventually the magician started
    to stir, and looked up not really knowing where he was or what had
    happened. He eventually found enough energy to sit up. He then
    noticed the parrot, who had not stopped focusing his eyes on him all
    this time.

    "All right I give up ..." chirped the parrot, "... What have you done
    with the ship ?"

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